Introducing the Turtle Beach FEED BAG

The Turtle Beach FEED BAG.You guys. Have we got a treat in store for you! Today we are finally bringing to light a top-secret project we’ve been toiling away on for quite some time now. And we couldn’t be more hyped up about it.

Introducing the Turtle Beach FEED BAG. We call it the F-BAG.

Attach the F-BAG to any Turtle Beach headset and wrap it securely around the lower half of your face so your piehole is perfectly positioned to feast. Stuff the F-BAG with anything your heart desires. Don’t want to make those kinds of decisions? We’ll even pre-stuff your F-BAG for you! Here’s a few options we’ll be offering:

    • Cave Dweller F-BAG: We’ve brought back long extinct animal and plant species from Paleolithic times through the magic of #science, and then lovingly slaughtered prepared them in delicious combinations for this one-of-a-kind F-BAG.
    • Simply YUGE F-BAG: The best way to achieve HUGE GAINS inside the gym or from the comfort of your couch!
    • Don’t Give a F-BAG: White Castle sliders, probably.
    • …and more!

Heck, stuff it with ?chicken tendies? if you like. You’ll never need to get up and seek out sustenance again.

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